The man wants to kill the king
旁白:It was war periods time, the war among different countries seemed
endless. Every kings or ministers tried to find some supermen to work for
them——to be the killing tools for their political purposes. As time goes
by, it was becoming a
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fashion to feed some good men at home……
This is a crazy world. In the crazy world, there are the crazy people,
trying to show the crazy history by the crazy way.
第一幕:Conspire(密谋)
太子丹(上,叹气):Ying Zheng,that bad guy,treats me even worse than
before.Resorts to lots of persons in his hand,he never cares about me ---
the most sensible prince under the sun.Recently,he has got much more cities
from my hands.How can I live if these things happen again(急)。 Hey!! I
must think out a good idea. I must make him know who I am.(向幕里大叫)Where
is my minister? (大臣阿三上)Indeed, tell me what shall we do now?
阿三:(毕恭毕敬)Just keep calm,please!Let me
see!(盘坐在地。两手在头上画画如一休)(旁外音:当当当,砰!!)(阿三起)Ok
,I get one,we can sent a hero to put Ying Zheng to~~~(作杀状)Then, all
the beauties,jewelries and cities in Qing is ours~~~
(淫笑)太子与阿三作流口水状.
太子:Ha, ha~~~. Good idea,Good idea!But do you think who we can sent?
阿三:I have thought about it, we can send Xi Men Chui Xue .He is traveling
in our country these days. I think we can’t lose the chance. We must employ
him quickly.
太子:Well, deal with the things as soon as possible.
第二幕:tournament (比武)
Today I came here for the fighting, who is the unwanted-life guy. Stand
out.
荆轲(抖嗦而上)站在一边,不敢出大气。
旁白:Competition begins.
荆轲(带剑冲向西门吹雪,半途停住)Are you really Xi Men Chui Xue?
西门吹雪:Just come on.
荆轲:(又冲,停在西门吹雪面前)Are you sure you are really the Xi Men Chui
Xue in the story?
西门吹雪:(不耐烦)what a boring man! How dare you ask me such a stupid
question?
荆轲(环视四周见无一人,便跪在西门吹雪面前,大哭)My hero, I admire you
just like the yellow river, never endless. I have eighty-year-old mother
up, three-year-old boy down. Please don’t kill me. Give me the life,
please!
西门吹雪(大怒)I thought Jingke is a hero. But you beg for life. How can I
forgive you? Give me your life. (举剑刺向荆轲,忽然,捂住自己的肚子,自语)
Maybe I ate too much this morning, Maybe there is something wrong with the
rice. (抬头) where is the toilet? 荆轲:T-o-i-l-e-t-?
西门吹雪:WC.
荆轲:W-C-?
西门吹雪:(急)茅厕!!Are you happy to hear such rude words?
荆轲:I know, I know. Turn left, left and left.
西门吹雪下。
太子丹与阿三上,看见荆轲,大吃一惊,太子丹给阿三一个眼色,阿三会意。走至荆轲
前。
阿三: What’s your name, please? Hero.
荆轲不屑一顾。
太子丹(毕恭毕敬)May I have your name, please?
荆轲从兜里掏出一卷纸,上面写着:
宁 在 花 下 死, 作 鬼 也 风 流。
Even dying under the flower, Also happy as a ghost.
——快活魔王荆轲是也
Happy prince of the gost
太子丹(抱拳):How do you do
荆柯:How do you do.
荆柯突欲走,太子丹给阿三一个眼色。
阿三:Hero, wait for a moment. I have a problem which needs your help。
太子丹:You can gain a lot of things.
荆柯欲走又止。
太子丹(从衣兜里掏出一张卡片): Here is a card for traveling all over the
world for free, please accept it please, hero.
荆柯正准备拿,但马上又止,转身又欲走
太子丹(慌了):I must use the last way. Ladies and gentlemen. This is Miss
Huang!
旁白:“大世界”响起
有一妖艳女子走上(男扮女装),走到荆柯面前,给荆柯抛了一个眉眼。荆柯两眼发直
。
太子丹与阿三(击掌)Yeah!
荆柯(站直,厉声道):Great man, both bo>>收起